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"Utsushi Demo" project!
Come on!
E-e-yan! E-e-yan! E-e-yan! E-e-yan! E-e-yan!
Go ahead. Go ahead. Continue.
E-e-yan! E-e-yan! E-e-yan!
Grandma is fine.
E-e-yan! E-e-yan!
Great! You got "Utsushi Demo"!
Yeah!
You did it!
It's a school project. It's a school project.
It's an Oman Bulma project.
That's right.
It's a school project.
You did it!
You get what you said.
As I said earlier, you will get "Utsushi Demo".
Yes!
Now, we will show you this special stage.
Yellow box stage.
It's ridiculous!
It's a theater.
It's an Odaiba theater.
It's a yellow box.
Yes.
It's an Odaiba theater.
It's a yellow box.
You have wide sleeves.
You don't have a ceiling, do you?
I don't have a ceiling.
You don't have a ceiling, do you?
So, we will have you do it.
Do you have anything you expect?
I expect you to do "Rainbow Twilight" as usual.
We are friends.
You are cute.
Thank you!
What did you do for me?
Say something you are grateful for.
When I was born, you were happy for me.
When you were born, you told me to call you.
I called you.
I thought you would give me money.
But you didn't give me money.
Did I?
You didn't.
Why didn't you?
Three, two, one, go ahead.
I didn't know.
You didn't know.
I didn't know.
I will give you.
Just in case.
Really?
Really.
I will give you today.
I thought you have something special.
I will give you today.
How much do you want?
Wait a minute.
How many do you want?
How much do you want?
110,000 yen.
That's too much.
I'll give you 10 yen.
10 yen?
Why do you give me 10 yen?
I'll give you 30,000 yen.
I did it.
I'm happy.
I'll give you 50,000 yen.
Why do you give me 50,000 yen?
Don't give me more than me.
I'm happy.
I'll give you 60,000 yen.
I'll give you 80,000 yen.
I'll give you 100,000 yen.
Please don't give me more than me.
That's enough.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I'll tell you a story.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'll give you money.
I want money.
M-one, R-one, W-one, etc.
This is also a place where you can go.
This is YELLOW ONE.
This is Y-ONE GRAND PRIX.
From now on, please jump a lot.
If you stay in the entertainment world as it is, you won't jump.
I'm doing my best.
Think of it as your only chance.
I will grab you.
I'm going to say a story in front of you.
Are you ready to laugh?
I'm ready.
It's not funny at all.
I give you an order.
It's not funny at all.
Everyone, please feel comfortable.
We will never give up.
Thank you very much.
We will never give up.
However, the staff is very heavy.
This is heavy.
Please make me feel good.
Let's go for the first one.
I want to eat a lot of cake.
Where do you think we should go for the first one?
I think we should go to NIJI.
I agree with you.
NIJI?
Is NIJI the first one?
Let's go to HABU CHAN.
HABU is very popular.
I think we should go to NIJI.
Let's go to NIJI.
If you do it, we will do it in one shot.
You are serious.
I want to do it in one shot.
Please let me do it in one shot.
I understood you.
Let's do it in one shot.
Can you do it for me?
You are too stupid.
Let's go to NIJI.
That's not it.
Let's go to NIJI.
That's not it.
I'm sorry, I'm not the best
Do the same joke
Don't laugh at the same joke
First of all, Tokyo Otetsu
Tokyo Otetsu
Awesome
This sound is also messed up, isn't it?
While saying "brrr"
This is noisy.
It's a little noisy, really.
What are you doing?
Why do you make a joke with this?
I really don't know what you mean.
Let's start with "Tsar".
"Tokyo Otetsu", please.
Thank you.
I'm from when "Taira" was doing manzai.
Oh, hi. I'm growing old here.
Well, I'm not good at English.
Oh, English!
I have no idea.
No, well...
This is a pen.
I know at least this much.
It's my first time hearing it.
Wow!
- You don't know this, too? - Teach me.
"this" is "this", "is" is "is", "a pen" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen", "this" is "a pen",
Wait, wait, wait!
If you translate it, it's "wa wa wa kore kore wa kore kore".
Can you say it again?
"This" is "kore", "is" is "wa", and "pen" is "pen".
Let's say it again.
One, two...
"Is" is "this", "this" is "this", "is" is "this", "this" is "this".
"Pen" "this" is "pen", "this" is "a", "a" "a" "is" "pen" "this" "u" "u" "a"
"Is" is "wa wa wa kore kore wa kore kore", "pen" "kore" "kore" "wa" "pen" "kore" "wa" "is" "one" "one" "one" "one" "pen" "kore" "wa" "kore" "deka" "period".
What are you doing?
Wait, wait!
Let's say "this is a pen"!
Let's go! One, two...
"Please"!
Why?!
"Give me a piano"!
It's completely different!
That's enough. Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Are you stupid?!
How was it, master?!
You won!
Congratulations!
You won!
Congratulations!
That was really tough.
What? All of it?!
You got all of it?!
All of it is bad.
So how was it, master?
I won't win.
No, no, no!
Everyone! Everyone!
Master of stone, please give us a kiss.
Kiss and thank you for your hard work!
No, no, no!
So, master...
I know it's sudden, but this is my third time.
Yes, it is.
It's great.
Is this your second time?
Yes, it is.
Excuse me, master.
Are you calculating that you already won two times?
Yes, I am.
Oh, you are.
There's no way you didn't win.
Are you making short videos?
No, no. I'm not doing TikTok.
No, it's TikTok.
I'm not doing TikTok.
I'm doing YouTube for a long time.
You're doing YouTube for a long time and you already won two times?
You won with one blow.
Yes, I won with one blow.
I got all the code games.
It's extreme karate.
It's one blow.
It's great.
It's Francis Coffey.
Congratulations on winning the first Hotoyasu!
Thank you!
I already won!
Since you gave me all the prize money, you won't get any prize money this time.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
I can't pay you back!
We'll pay you back!
I can't pay you back!
I can't do such a shameful thing like that.
I can't pay you back what you gave me.
What you gave me...
Then...
I'll pay you back like...
15 years later.
Like gas.
Give me a break!
Extra!
How much do you think I'm making?
That's right.
What?
What did you say last month?
Me?
6,000 yen.
You're lying!
That's me!
What?
That's me!
That's right!
6,000 yen?
Yes.
You're lying!
Are you serious?
Wait a minute.
You said you were making 6,000 yen?
Yes.
That's terrible.
Can you pay me back?
That's too much!
Poor you!
That's not good!
If I appear on a show where I only make 6,000 yen, no one will watch it!
No, no.
I'm scared!
Can you pay me back?
That's not a plan!
That's true!
I'm scared!
Can you pay me back?
That's disgusting!
Let me do it!
Can you pay me back?
Do it quickly and pay me back!
Can I do it next?
Go ahead.
This is hard!
Is this okay?
Let's go.
Next is RINSU MATSUMOTO.
Hello.
I'm RINSU MATSUMOTO, a wig coming out entertainer.
Today I will show you my wig game.
He is happy and looking far away.
First of all, I will show you my wig hand gesture.
What is a wig hand gesture?
If you are happy, clap your hands.
If you are happy, show me your attitude.
Let's clap our hands.
He is dead.
Next, I will show you a wig table cross draw.
I will put a handkerchief between my wig and my scalp and pull out my wig without removing it.
This is a freshly removed wig.
What is a freshly removed wig?
This is not shocking.
This is scary.
I will show you.
Thank you.
Finally, I will show you a wig marshmallow catch.
If you like, please throw the wig towards me.
Please throw the wig.
I catch the wig with my head in the marshmallow catch method.
I haven't touched it yet.
Does it smell?
It stinks.
The smell is irrelevant.
Why do you cut it twice?
It smells like western Shinjuku.
Do you cut it like this?
Yes, let's do it.
I will do it.
If you succeed, please clap your hands.
3, 2, 1.
What's wrong with you?
You're terrible.
Seriously, which one is worse?
This is terrible.
What's this?
This is terrible.
Thank you very much.
You're terrible.
Okay, then.
The race is over.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
How was it, mayor?
It was terrible.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
It wasn't that bad.
It was fun.
It was fun for me, too.
I had a lot of fun clapping.
When I heard it, I was excited and had a lot of fun.
Thank you.
The last marshmallow catch...
Why did you want to do that?
You know, the cross-catch...
You know, you do it in sales.
Yes.
You let customers do it.
I wish you had done it like that.
You want me to do it for you?
Yes, yes.
Oh, that's what you mean.
Yes.
It's a difficult one.
Why do you let someone with experience do it for the first time?
I'm sorry, mayor.
I won too much.
I don't know how to do it.
Mayor, you did it for the first time, too.
Yes, for the first time.
You did it for the first time.
I thought it would be exciting.
I'm sorry.
I was excited.
When I caught the marshmallow and dug up the wig...
I thought it wasn't just about wearing it.
I wanted to go a little higher.
Yes, yes.
That wig could turn into a bird and fly away.
It's impossible.
It's funny how it flew away.
I thought it would fly away, but it just fell off.
I'm sorry about that.
It's a shame.
You got AI into it.
That's right.
I wanted you to do it.
But please don't drop it.
It was 6,000 yen last month.
I'm getting married.
You're getting married?
I'm getting married.
What do you do for money?
I work part-time for money.
What kind of part-time job?
I'm a bartender at a bar.
Can you hire me?
What?
If you work at such a fashionable place...
If it's a construction site...
If it's a construction site, it'll look like a bad job, so don't say that.
That's right.
Who wants to go next?
Yes!
What do you think of this?
Let's go with HABU.
That's right.
I like HABU.
Let's go with HABU!
I'm looking forward to HABU the most.
Have you seen HABU before?
I've seen HABU before.
I often go to his concerts.
You know what I mean, right?
HABU is interesting, isn't it?
Have Service
Well, then
Have Service
Here we go!
They say "I know about you" or "I don't know about you"
They say "You are quiet"
One more thing
Do you know "raw series"?
"Raw series"?
Like "raw water", "raw beer", "raw meat", "raw fish"
"raw ginger", "raw wasabi" and many more.
But I'm said to be the most advanced of them all!
Now you know who I am, don't you?
Yes! I'm the most advanced of them all!
I'm "raw Gundam"!
I'm "mobile warrior"
I'm doing "raw Gundam"
Wait a minute!
I'm the producer of "raw caramel"
I'm "Tanaka Yoshitake"
You two are "flower garden farm"
My agency is "up front agency"
I'm "mobile warrior"
I'm "Tanaka Yoshitake", "Tanaka Sharankyu", "Tanaka Morning Musume", "Tanaka Beron Culebi", "Tanaka Country Musume"
I'm "mobile warrior"
Can I ask you one more question?
What impression do you have of "raw series"?
Are there any fresh or strong flavors?
What the hell are you talking about?!
That's what you guys think, isn't it?!
Yeah, you're right.
Sometimes customers come up to me and say, "Hey, you idiots!"
But I, Fugo, am here today as a guest on "Raw Amuro Ray".
That's not how you do it!
I always come out like a goldfish.
That's gross!
Come out, raw amuro!
Raw amuro!
That was wonderful!
Thank you!
But it was a little too long.
It was too long, wasn't it?
Really?
But it was so interesting that it exceeded that length.
Thank you!
It was wonderful, wasn't it?
Master, what did you think of it?
Well, I like the complexity of it.
It's good, isn't it?
Well, it has a groovy feeling, so it's not for young people.
That's true.
It's like a young man's poem.
Young man's poem.
It was interesting, wasn't it?
Master, I think you can be the second champion of this competition.
All right!
Champion!
Congratulations!
What?
I haven't done it yet!
I haven't done it yet, but you're still here!
Thank you!
You're kidding me!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
It's decided!
That's amazing!
No, no, no!
Thank you!
It's not just me who won, is it?
What?
You haven't done it yet.
What?
You're too cute!
It's over.
Is it really over?
Did you eat four minutes?
I haven't done it yet!
It's really over!
I haven't done it yet!
It's really over!
Well then...
Mr. Sushi Oguro, for the third time...
Y...
Y One Gram.
...Yellow Box One Gram.
Y One Gram.
It's fast!
So, you're the second champion and the seventh winner.
Yes, yes!
I can't wait for it.
So, for the third round, who will go first?
Who want to go first?
Yes!
Let me do it!
Should I swing first?
Can I do it?
Let's swing first, then!
Yes!
I'll do my best.
Then, it is a rainbow twilight.
Thank you!
I have no choice but to go!
In that case ...
Yes!
Once again, your ex-boyfriend!
Yes!
How much is it?
880 yen!
Ah!
Hey, hey, let's do it in the morning!
No!
Let's do it in the morning!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Let's do it in the morning!
I'm going crazy!
Let's do it in the morning!
Kameda Kouki's gag is not a gag for me!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
I want grilled meat!
What are you doing?
The fish line up in front of me!
Yes!
Shonbei of the previous century of bubble!
I'm not kidding.
Not now.
Yes!
Is it related to the stage?
In vain!
Cheap!
Luxury!
Here!
All right!
Paris!
Stop having sex!
Stop it!
It's crazy!
Judo chop!
It's not a chop!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
It's not about you, it's about Jojoen!
Yes, it's got nothing to do with you!
Get out of here!
Judo chop!
Yes, Jo!
It was a great performance!
Yes, I'm glad you like it!
It's too little!
It was a perfect joke.
I'm sure of it!
Awesome!
Wow, it's cool!
This is really funny!
This is funny!
It's really funny! I want to move!
Finally!
I'm happy!
I finally saw it in person!
It's finally here!
This is here!
I'm happy to meet you today!
How was it, master?
This is already a championship!
Seriously, it's a championship!
Really?
This is a championship!
I'm already convinced that it's a championship!
Congratulations!
Yay!
I think I'll be a good age!
Wow, this is great! Take it!
Yay!
Congratulations!
Wow, this is great!
The third championship is "Rainbow Twilight"!
Yay!
Okay, then, master!
I'll ask you one last favor!
What?!
Good job!
It's over?!
Wait a minute!
Is it the fifth week?
That's right!
Wow!
This is crazy!
Okay, Shushut!
Yes!
Good job!
Thank you!
It's amazing, isn't it?
If you gather excellent people like this...
It's really funny!
Well, I don't know about next time or the next week...
Someday, we'd like to have real audience!
That's right!
Yes, on stage!
Yes!
There are audience here!
Yes, in this gap!
Won't the place change?!
3, 3, 3, 3, and 3...
There are 12 people!
That's a lot!
12!
There are so many people that it's ridiculous!
Then you won't laugh, will you?!
Okay, so...
It's Y-1 Grand Prix, but...
Okay...
Who wants to go first?
Please choose!
Even if you say it, R-1 is your chance!
Ah, champion! I'm looking forward to it!
Champion!
Alright, let's welcome our guest, comedian Shinji!
Oh, sorry Shinji. Sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, guitar. You can't play any music here.
What?! No way!
It's a public facility.
You can't play any musical instruments here.
What?
But you said it's a pretty big place.
I know it's big, but you can't play any musical instruments.
You can't play any musical instruments.
What?
Seriously, seriously.
You can't play any musical instruments.
What?
You can't play any musical instruments.
You can't.
So you didn't know how to play the drums, did you?
I was going to play the drums at the beginning of the opening.
But they said I couldn't.
You can't play any musical instruments?
No, I can't.
Shinichi, you like singing, don't you?
I like singing.
But you know me the best, don't you?
I know you.
You're the one who voted me in.
I like guitar.
No way.
It's not "no way."
How about miming?
You can do it with "alter."
No, no, no.
Miming?
No, no.
Miming?
No, no.
Big bro, you can't do it.
No, it's impossible.
We can't do it either.
Hey, we have the "no way" here.
Hurry up and do it!
Hey, shut up!
Shinichi, you're really no good.
Why "no way"?
Hey, you can't do it!
No, I can't do it with "alter."
You're making this loud.
How are you supposed to do it?
You're both the male and female soloists.
That's not it!
How are you supposed to do it?
You can't do it!
I'm a ballad singer, so I can do it!
Then sing the ballad song!
No, don't play the guitar!
What are you doing, you idiot?!
Go to sleep, you bastard!
Hita, leave me alone!
Get out of my way, you idiot!
I'll kill you, you idiot!
I was behind you!
Leave me alone!
No, you can do it here!
Leave me alone!
You know who I am, don't you?
You're an important guy, don't you?
He's got the spirit of a guitarist.
Leave me alone! It's too far!
No, it's not!
If you walk one step at a time, you'll get there!
No, you can't do it one step at a time!
I'll really leave you here and come back!
Leave it to the staff and do the story!
No, you can't use a guitar!
Why?
You can't come back unless you do it!
My ear!
Don't take my ear!
Turn around!
Turn around and take it!
Oh, you took it!
You took my ear!
Damn you!
That's amazing!
You took my ear!
Damn you!
Do it with a painful reaction that's easy to understand!
You can't take my ear!
Damn you!
That was a bad judgment.
If you didn't take my ear,
I'll give you a slap in the face!
You don't have an ear?
I am Houichi Yamaguchi!
Give me back my guitar!
If you don't give me back my guitar, I won't go anywhere!
I can't play with you.
I want you to give me back my guitar!
I won't go anywhere!
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
It hurts! It's hard to understand!
You lost your ears?
Both of my ears are gone.
I have my ears.
I can't do it.
I can't do it like Piccolo.
How is it?
We're here.
Are you coming back?
What?
I can't hear you.
I'm back!
I can't hear you.
Thank you.
What's wrong?
I can't hear you.
You won!
I can't do it!
You won!
I can't do it!
You won!
I'm sorry.
You lost your ears, didn't you?
You won!
What do you mean?
You won!
You didn't do anything.
You won!
I'm sorry!
I can't take it.
Why?
You helped me.
I'm sorry.
You were happy about it.
Can I give you all of it?
I'm sorry.
I'll take only one.
You're kind.
Can you give me back?
Oh, no!
No!
What are you doing?
You girl!
Are you a crocodile?! Are you a crocodile?!
You're a crocodile because you got bit!
Wow, look at her ears!
You're not supposed to go up like that!
You're a crocodile! You're a crocodile!
It's a death roll!
It's a crocodile! It's a death roll!
It's a death roll tournament!
Please hold her ears.
Why are you holding her ears? Her face is gone and her ears are gone.
Congratulations!
You're amazing.
It's not called Y-one anymore, it's called Y-conte.
Y-conte.
First Y-conte of Y-conte One.
Congratulations on becoming Y-conte champion!
Please sit down.
Thank you for your hard work.
Y-conte champion, Shishit!
Thank you for your hard work.
It's a wonderful tournament.
It's a prestigious tournament.
Champions are born more and more.
And the conte department is also born.
It's wonderful.
Let's move on to the next one.
It's not the last one, but it's the Tokyo Hotei.
No!
Why do you do what you saw as one broadcast?
Which one do you want me to do?
Do you want me to do it now?
Or do you want me to show you what I saw for the first time?
I'll do it!
Please do it.
I'd like you to give me a general reaction.
Of course.
I'm a professional.
Please leave it to me.
Y-conte champion, Shishit!
Thank you for your hard work.
Let's go.
This is TOKYO HOTESON.
Please come in.
Hello.
I'm TOKYO HOTESON.
This is a position that I often use.
This is a position that I often use when I do manzai.
Is it here?
Nice to meet you.
I'm not good at English and I don't know any English.
But you know "this is a pen", right?
I've never heard of it.
That's amazing.
There are people like that.
Please tell me.
"this" is "this", "is" is "a pen" is "a pen", and "this" is "a pen".
"this" is "this", "is" is "a pen" is "a pen", right?
That's right.
"this" is "a pen".
Let me say this first.
It's okay, relax and calm down.
This is "this".
That's "this".
It's completely different.
"this" is "this", "is" is "a pen", and "pen" is "a pen".
Let me say this first.
"this" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is "this", "is" is
- Give me a piano! - Give me a piano!
That's not it at all, Moe! Thank you very much!
What's your plan, Moe!?
He's fast!
What!?
He's running away.
He's fast!
I don't know what to say.
I really don't know what to say.
Let's walk and change our background.
This is a serious project.
I will call a teacher.
Do you know?
Please.
You are fat.
Was it like this crowd?
A creature outside of people.
Outside of people.
Crowd of people.
Please announce, Mr. Cookie.
What does it mean?
Can you say it?
A vacuum cleaner.
A lot of human hair.
Is it true?
Don't look at it.
Marriage.